Live blog - Austria wins the Eurovision Song Contest 2014

Austria's Conchita Wurst won this year's edition of the Eurovision Song Contest, with The Netherlands and Sweden coming in second and third respectively. Malta gave a confident performance that was well-received, but failed to get points from the majority of countries, finishing off fourth from last. The countries that voted for us were Albania, San Marino, Russia, The Netherlands, the UK, Ireland and Italy.   Welcome back folks, it's me again for another dose of Eurocrappin'. My semi-finals suffering amused the boss so much I've been sent back for a second dose. I must have been very bad in a previous life. Join us for the evening and keep those comments coming please, make my suffering worthwhile. Note to self: book a holiday to the Maldives come May 2015. Or commit harakiri, whichever is faster. Read the article for a transcript of live coverage.