How to hold a Eurovision celebration

Don your spandex leggings, fish out the power-padded jackets, back comb your hair and sit down in front of the television to follow the drama of Eurovision tonight. If you hate the Eurovision, please note that you live in Malta, so stop being in denial and join in the sparkly fun. Times of Malta is planning a showbiz extravaganza for readers: get your friends over, dot your living room with foghorns, food and flags of the 25 participating countries. Then, stand at the door, as a proper host and greet them with a good evening, bonsoir, illejla t-tajba and god kväll. As the clock strikes nine, you all have to shout together with the presenters: “Let the show begin.” To make this evening a truly memorable one, here is a list all the props you’ll need: • your very own Gianluca cut-out mask, which you can download from pdf below. (Allow a few seconds please) • Tomorrow lyrics, also downloadable from pdf below. • hippie flowers for your hair • a stethoscope – Gianluca is, after all, the doctor in the house • a trilby • Clark Kent specs, similar to the ones Jeremy in IT wears • a ukulele • and if you’re really, really keen, a book on Risk Assessment to be used towards the end of the...